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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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