Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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