- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

THe Election

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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