Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

The government

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Knock Knock Come in

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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