- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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