- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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