- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Women's Rights..

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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