Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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