- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

This sentence is a lie.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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