- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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