- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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