- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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