- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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