Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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HOLY COW!

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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The Qur'an

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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