- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Barack Obama

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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