A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's your blood type? Red.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

tea with milk?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

So these two girls have a cup .

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Anti Joke

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