- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Women's rights

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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