Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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