2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Hello.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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