Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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