.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Rylan Clark

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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sfdg

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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