- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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