- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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