How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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