- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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