A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

PENIS

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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