- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A paralysed man falls over.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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