- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

mikey is cute

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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