Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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