- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A women left the kitchen.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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