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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

I like that, but why am I happy?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

angelo snyder is not ga

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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