- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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