- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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