- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Lewis

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Pianos.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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