Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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