- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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