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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I don't believe in giraffes.

woman's rights

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

whats hairy and crys your mom

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