- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A man walks into a vagina

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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