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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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