Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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