- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A paralysed man falls over.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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