What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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