- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Whats worse than a joke? This

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How old are you? 7

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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