You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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how man

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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