Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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