I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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