- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Lewis

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Pianos.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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