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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I don't believe in giraffes.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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