Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Knock Knock Come in

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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