- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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