- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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