What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Barack Obama.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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