Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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