What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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