- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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