Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Guess What??? Ur Murr

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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