- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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