- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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