Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How you know when dislextic

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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