Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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You just read this ..

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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