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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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