A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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