Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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