- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

PICKLES

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

lol

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??