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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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