how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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