- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Pickles are powerful

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Nickelback.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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