What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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