- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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