- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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