When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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