- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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