If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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