- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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