- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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